Four is the number I would rather not be at right now.
Four is a great number most any other time except for this.
Cosette has now has FOUR poo accidents in one week.
No just- oh my she pooed up her backside while still in a diaper- moments.
No these are - Ha ha ha Mommy. I have fooled everyone and I know how to get my diaper off.
I fooled you first. Then Daddy and just yesterday, Grandma. I wait until you think it's safe. Let you take off my outer layer that's covering my diaper, pretend to sleep, and then proceed to decorate my half of the room with my special paint.
But then everyone got wise and I had to be extra creative. I let Daddy take off my diaper and walk out of the room to take care of my sister. Then that's when it happened.
I just know Mommy likes to do laundry. She's in there EVERY single day. I know she really really likes to clean up. And boy oh boy does it make my Daddy's veins start to pop.
Please Cosette, let's keep the art to just craft time K?
No more Poocasa
And would you guess that Cosette is the one who I PRAYED for and had to give prune juice to because she had "go" issues?
Irony has five letters, but to me it's a four letter word.
8 comments:
Oh man, I can only imagine! We just had our first "diaper open blow poop across the pack in play and onto daddy's hand" moment today. Yours sounds much worse!
Have you tried putting her diaper on backwards? I heard that it helps since they have a harder time getting it off.
I'm really sorry about the poo art, but when I saw the title of your blog post I thought you were announcing a 4th child! Oh, my!
oh yes, we had almost 2 fun years of this :) I have all kinds of fun tips for you! If you need any creative ones, call me...I have some we used, and then heard other tips later that we didn't think of. Good luck, and praying for a sense of humor through it all. I have a vacuum/steamer you can borrow if you ever need it... got that one late night at Walmart... mommy had scrubbed the carpets one too many times ;) --Shay
Thanks for the tips ladies. It's really only happened when we forget to cover up her diaper. It's about us remembering to not let her have access to it. It's the remembering part that get's us...
ahh..sorry all i can say is hehehe..too funny girl...wishing i was there..sounds like you need a coffee night! hugs, jp
Poocasa! Love it!
HAHAHAHA.....HAHAHAH...laugh with you...HAHAHA...i promise!
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