That's right I'm spitting mad and I'm upset, and I'm gonna tell you all about it.
So you are on facebook right? Right? It's like the totally coolest and most hip thing to do. You can talk to your friends during nap time and never have to listen on edge for the phone to ring.
Facebook is so cute, they are always suggesting you "like" this, or you "friend" this person. They even give me suggestions on how to find MORE friends. They are ALWAYS telling me what do do!
Well, I just got back from checking on my peeps, and what do you think I saw?
Advertising just for me. Wow. They take all my demographic info and give me relevant, needed advertising. I mean who doesn't want to know how to get a degree on line, and see all about the new M&M's, or hear about the newest must watch movie about another self-absorbed-person-living-out-her-humanistic-one-of-many-path-to-god's-Julia-Roberts-movie (that's right, I'm talking to you Eat Pray Love.)?
Sorry back to my original rant, they know all about me. They have my school information, my birthday info, and I'm sure I had to give my blood type somewhere in there.
But they gave me an advertisement that I just won't forgive them for-
Look good in a maternity dress.
On SALE even!!!!!
I may go eat another chocolate chip cookie to make myself feel better.
Because still after 16 months of caring for twins I STILL NEED the maternity dress.
Just how did THEY know that?!?!?!?!?
2 comments:
too funny! :) I'll add this to the reasons why I'm not on facebook :)
AMEN JENNY!! I can admit i have on random occssion, when my hubby asks me to check something for him on his FB, i too have sent my friends who he friended (just for me) a quick note. but that too is why i won't fb and i am trying to discourage him as well...but my dilemma is...DOES ANY STILL EMAIL??? JP :)
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