Goodbye Dear Friend

Good bye dear faithful friend. You vacuumed while we were at church, shopping, walking the dog, blow drying our hair and much much more. You faithfully cleaned messes and tormented Scooter while we were not there to witness it. You amazed our friends and showed them how cool we are (or wished we were). You made John happy as he was the one who's job it was to vacuum so he convinced me to get you.
You died. We cleaned you out and cleaned every thing we could, but it was no use. You led a good life. Faithfully cleaning everyday when Gianna was a preemie and we were new parents who had too much time on our hands to read that we needed to vacuum. You never once complained about the mini chihuahua we seemed to empty out of your dust bin after cleaning up all of Scooter's hair. You faithfully showed so many people all your cool tricks as we proselytized your Roomba message.
You will be missed.
Sadly, we have chosen to go back to the old fashioned upright vacuum. One that you actually have to be operating it for it to work. We think it might be best for the carpet. I already miss you. But if we move- WE WILL GET ANOTHER ROOMBA!
Goodbye dear friend.